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Got any Abortion-dumpsters that need cleanin'?

Hi,my name is Bob.
I'm 29 years young,and I'm an abortion-dumpster cleaner like my papa before me and my grandpapa before him.
I also run an on the side abortion-clinic from my backyard,so if you're interested in getting that little sucker yanked out,give me a call.I only use state of the art coat-hangers,and it's over before you'd even know it.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageDutch
Height6' 0" (183 cm)
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorBald
Hair LengthBald
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtInked all over, Scarred, Other
Health ConditionAIDS / HIV


Relationship StatusWidowed
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsRodent
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtySales / Marketing
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$25,000 - $50,000
Job TitleMaster Abortion-Dumpster cleaner

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesI don't like TV
Favorite TV showsDiscovery health channel,16 and pregnant.
Favorite movies typesI'm a movie actor, Adult
Music typesMetal, Vacuum cleaner noises, I don't like music, Industrial
Reading selectionI'm an author
Favorite booksI'm writing a book on the relationship between a mother and her unborn child,I think I'll call it"Your fetus,my coathanger"or"Your fetus and I".Tell me what you think.
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Cooking, Camping, Gambling, Hunting


SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingRegular drinker
Social behaviorDark
Friends describe asI don't have any friends
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorSadistic


Political viewsLiberal
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeIf in doubt,yank'em out.

Looking For

Look for in a partnerI'm looking for a companion who doesn't mind cleaning fetus blood of my hands and massaging my sweaty feet after a long day of work.
On the first dateI'd show you the ups and downs off fetus-waste management.